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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 08:16

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

What is the attitude of the Swedish people towards sending soldiers to Ukraine to fight for the freedom of Europe?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two of my family members have recently converted to Islam and have brought shame on my family. How do I get them back into the fold of Hinduism?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Have you ever been humiliated in front of a group of girls and enjoyed it?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

No, not a chance

Do you like high heels?

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What did Chandrashekhar Azad say about Hinduism during a podcast?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

Why is it common for guys to sleep with 10-20 women then marry a good girl?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why have Indian girls almost stopped wearing sarees?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

What habits do happy couples have?

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What are mean nicknames to call my sister? She is always so mean to me.

Loons and Moons

Nuts and Butts

So they tried

Why is (n-1)(n+1)=n^2-1?

Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

Just Forget it!

What is the most heartbreaking or sad love story that you ever had (experienced)?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

Why are daughters mean to their mothers?